mamahog 'n the lets

but how on earth can anyone (or group of anyones) possibly be capable of running a pretty bloody large country if they don't even have a good enough grasp of the English language to understand analogies, even ones they've used themselves in the recent past?

it begs the question, (as they have used the same analogy themselves) whether or not they have a friggiting CLUE what the fuck they are talking about.

well no, actually it doesn't. they just don't.

i'm sorry that i feel the need to say this, all my lovely american friends, (i'm not really saying it to you as i'm pretty sure any of my friends reading this feel exactly the same way... i just needed to rant as i've had another shit september day and feel like taking it out on here and on someone who deserves it- not you...) but your republican party are a bunch of cuntybrained arsewipes who will do everything they can to hurt anyone who doesn't agree with them. which appears to mean about half the country.

ugh.

palin doesn't mind destroying the environment in alaska (never mind the rest of our planet) to bring the price of oil down.
and honestly, is that really something that's top of the list of priorities???? the price of oil???????

after all, it's only that price because the oil companies like being rich.


oil SHOULD be expensive, not to make the bastards rich but because it's a limited resource and we should be concentrating on weening ourselves off our addiction and finding alternative methods of making ourselves lazy, fat and toasty.

also, both palin and mccain want to ban abortions. they both want to even make contraception be seen as abortion. they both want to force women to carry babies they don't want and overpopulate the world even further. just because they don't like it.

and apparently because palin has been picked, now women will vote for them?? really? are they completely mad??? she obviously has absolutely No sympathy or empathy whatsoever for most women in america. she has said nothing so far about the fact that america is one of only 3 countries in the world (along with Papua New Guinea, Swaziland, Lesotho) which don't provide paid maternity leave for women as standard. she has said nothing at all about all the children born without healthcare.
because frankly, she's alright. and she doesn't give a flying fuck if anyone else is or not.

but what really pisses me off most (insert sarcasm here) is that they think nothing of using bad grammar, tropical storms and smear campaigns based on utter nonsense to get what they want.

they are as loopy, narrow minded and hateful as scientologists.

and they scare the crap out of me. (just like scientologists)

i like americans. i'm in love with one, and i'm very fond indeed of his family. and i love at least 3 others, my children are american citizens. and i'd quite like to maybe be able to make them all happy and spend some more time there in the near future.

but frankly, if half of america's voters allow those horrible illiterate phonies to continue in power i will have to put my foot down and say no!

No! to my babies doing trick or treating or thanksgiving.
No! to all that gorgeous thick cut smoked bacon you make so well.
No! to learning a few of the rules of fumbleball.
No! to pecan pie (ouch... this is getting painful)
No! to family reunions (ughaaaaooooooooowwwww!)
No! to beautiful wide open spaces (kkkkkgggghhhhhuuuugh)

it hurts.

and not only that, but what the fuck will the freaks do to the rest of the world?? it's too terrifying to even contemplate. so far in their last 2 terms in office they have managed to kill hundreds of thousands of foreigners and american soldiers alike.

it just makes me shudder.

so please, i beg of you, give peace, freedom, marginally cleaner air and family planning a chance.
do not let the bastards pull you down.

or make me and my family endure another four years of me shouting vulgar remarks at the telly everytime the fuckwits come on the news.

i promise i'll also take the necessary risk and vote our ridiculously crapfilled british government out too as soon as i get the chance. and i have to add, obama has really cool ears. that's totally worth voting for. all our british alternatives look like they've been hung upside down for 2 hours, and i'll still vote for them any one of them as long as they''re not labour. (ugh that hurts too)

ex-brownies honour.

with lipstick on.

buggeringcuntingshitforbrainsarsingfriggitybollocksingtosspots.
gggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

oops sorry. must turn off news NOW.

and stop reading the 2008 GOP platform (pdf)


or at least buy earplugs for the innocentlets.

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we hate school.

yashi most. every day she cries. embarrassed, she hides it, and wipes away her tears silently, until someone asks "what's wrong?" and then she breaks down in unstoppable sobs.

loveday tried to be strong for her sister, and me. joined in as much as she could. but now she develops tummy aches. bent double, crying in pain. "can't possibly go today", but is cured within half an hour and forgets the hurt, once told she can stay home.

i peel tiny fragile hands away from my arms. fake smile and cheerfully tell them "it will be ok. i promise. i love you. see you soon."

and then i leave. i go and teach someone else's children and watch them all go through the same.
i take calls from their teacher and listen to the sobs down the phone.
and cry myself, as soon as i get a moment alone.

i hate school.

i have nightmares. i awake in tears, after falling from great heights and losing my grip on babies who are pulled down faster, further, away from me.
nightmares where i cant stop swearing, and my children say "oh for fucks sake" when things go wrong.
nightmares where i tell white lies to my children and can't find them again to say sorry a moment later.

then i'm awoken by cries from their bedroom, as they have woken too, sweaty and scared of indescribable monsters who took them before i could save them.

all is not well in hogland or letland.
september sucks.

we all hate school.

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